ReaderKenka Let's be realistic.

Libramedi Intense, gripping, stylish and poignant

Sharkflei Your blood may run cold, but you now find yourself pinioned to the story.

Phillida Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

nedroj Best D&D style movie I've ever seen. This is low budget but heartfelt. Its a got just enough parody and comedy. Give it a chance. If you make it to twenty two minutes you'll understand.

haideesell *VERY MINOR SPOILERS*I went into this with zero expectations. I came out needing to own my own copy, and wear it out. The writing is witty, without being crude, the actors are having a blast, and don't care who knows it. The female roles could have been a bit bigger, but I suppose as a spoof, it follows along from the movies it is poking lighthearted fun at. Others have mentioned the CGI, greenscreens and all that jazz, and while I had no problems with it, some did. I actually didn't realise the whole thing was greenscreen until I read the other reviews :)Subtle fun was had at the expense of a lot of different sword and sandal movies. I 'got' more each time I've watched it. My special favourite is the bathing scene :) That and Rammicus's battle wagon :) The bloopers were hysterical, the costumes and makeup were amazing, and whoever did the casting was spot on, especially the Orc,After seeing this the first time I IMDb'd every other movie these guys have been involved in, and got them all.

ken-atkins-320-758152 just don't bother a waste of 15 minutes of my life. that's how long I gave it. it was bad really bad. the film shouldn't get any play anywhere. james marsters shame on you. naff. poor. terrible. a joke. makes me nostalgic for poor films made by asylum.it makes me want to go throw up, I am having to write so much its taking me longer to write this review due to IMDb policy of 10 lines than I spent watching this piece of shat. not sure what else to say apart from again do not bother its not worth it at all. I have nothing else to say but still need to write as still not hit my 10 lines.still not long enough, I am beginning to think IMDb wants blood from a stone as there is nothing that can be added for such a poor useless, pointless, diabolical, waste of space film.

marctams Awesome in the way that sometimes when you go to the toilet for a number 2 you come away feeling as though all your senses have been reinvigorated: The nostril crushing stench, the Dolby surround bombardment of splashes and farts, the 3D Imax onslaught of brown streaks on tissue paper.The difference between a good poo and this movie is that a good poo will stimulate your vagus gland whereas this movie will make it shrivel up and die.Were I challenged to sit through this movie again or go for a giant sweaty dump I would choose the dump without a doubt.