Tetrady not as good as all the hype

BoardChiri Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

Manthast Absolutely amazing

RipDelight This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

Leofwine_draca CREEPIES is a straight-to-video indie sci-fi/horror effort about a bunch of genetically-modified spiders growing to monstrous size and laying waste to a city. It's very much a homage/throwback to the 1950s monster movies of old, albeit made on a much inferior budget and without much in the way of technical expertise. The spiders are very bad CGI animations and thus not seen on screen too much, while the characters - including a girl grunge band and various soldiers - are flat and one-dimensional. I admit that this was quite amusing in places, though, even if it is slapdash and amateur; the destruction of the Hollywood sign is a nice little touch. Ron Jeremy has a requisite cameo. An inferior sequel followed.

gollum11 Honour where honour's due.CREEPIES has got to be the most impressive movie I've seen in quite some time. Why, I hear you asking? Plain and simple: because it's almost unbelievable what director Jeff Leroy has achieved with an extremely limited amount of money. CREEPIES' ultra-low budget is supposed to be US$ 20,000 I read somewhere else (don't know if this is really true though).Don't get me wrong! I mostly enjoy all those big-budget hundred-million-dollar Hollywood blockbusters too, but what Jeff Leroy has put on the screen with a laughable budget impresses me more than all those Michael Bay/George Lucas/Steven Spielberg/Roland Emmerich event movies put together. Besides, in stark contrast to most mainstream films that lack soul, B-movies like CREEPIES have the heart at their right place, and they are literally bursting with something that money just can't buy: charm!***Warning***Small Spoilers ahead***The general plot of CREEPIES is clearly inspired by Dan O'Bannon's fun-classic THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: scientists who tried to create the ultimate weapon dispose of their rather unsuccessful experiments in small containers from which they promptly manage to escape and attack Los Angeles. While the bad-tempered spiders (that even communicate among each other in one hair-raisingly funny scene) attack the helpless citizens and prowl the city the military goes into full action and sets in ruins all that comes by their telescopic sight: the commanding officer doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that they don't manage to hit the rioting gigantic spider... seems one has to reckon with collateral damage in such a case.Spiders are running through the streets and attack people, buildings, cars, even whole streets are exploding, tanks are rolling around, helicopters are firing from all guns... just to point out the proportions: if this film was made in Hollywood it would have cost, at least, 150 million dollars. B-movie maverick Jeff Leroy made it for approx. 20,000 dollars. In other words: for one big budget Hollywood blockbuster, B-movie directors like Jeff Leroy could make about 7,500 films! Quite stunning, ain't it?However dirt-cheap CREEPIES is, the entertainment value certainly does not suffer from that. The many spiders may be for the most part from the computer (I'm not really sure in some cases though)... the L. A. and Hollywood of the flick is definitely not. The film makers built and/or organized countless miniature buildings, streets and cars, only to have them spectacularly destroyed in the course of the movie (even screaming dummies are flying through the air). Indeed, Leroy manages to resurrect the brilliant-trashy Godzilla feeling of the 1960s and 1970s, when he rages in his toy-land like all those gigantic Japanese monsters in their heydays. You can even marvel at a fantastic atomic explosion! Okay, I admit it: I'm crazy 'bout miniatures, and CREEPIES is filled to the brim with them.In contrast to those wonderful Kaiju Eiga spectacles Leroy doesn't shy away from some astonishing bloodshed. A man shoots his own head off like Bobby Peru in WILD AT HEART, and another guy (who was bitten by a spider) scratches his whole face off. The cast is fine for this kind of movie (Phoebe Dollar is always awesome); they certainly will never win an academy award, but they are a joy to watch and seem to have invested a lot of enthusiasm in the making of the movie. Look out for a cameo by 'the Hedgehog' in person, Ron Jeremy.CREEPIES can't (and doesn't want to) compete with Hollywood product like the excellent EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS. But it's a great flick in its own right, immensely entertaining, chock full of fun and trash situations, the protagonists are sympathetic, and the countless special effects (obviously made with imagination, enthusiasm and love) are truly bursting with charm. No doubt about it, most mainstream film fans will scream loudly that this has got to be the worst movie ever made. Well, let them think they are right and let them live happily in their small brainwashed-by-Hollywood dream world. True B-movie aficionados will know at once what a great achievement CREEPIES really is.Seems that the B-movie industry beyond Hollywood is alive and kicking. CREEPIES proves this most impressively. Buy it and see for yourself.Oh, one more thing: Mr. Leroy, please keep on making movies. There are a lot of people out there who love the films you make. I know it.

moviemanic07 Giant mutated spiders attack model buildings in this absolutely dreadful monster movie. There will be some people out there, mostly relatives of the cast and crew for instance, who will no doubt say I am missing the point when I call this film one of the worst, most amateurish films ever unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. They will say, "Don't take it too seriously. Take it in the spirit in which it is offered, as a spoof of Japanese monster movies, and 'Return of the Living Dead.'" True enough. The film is essentially a spoof. The only interesting moments were when the filmmakers made obvious references to other, much better, films. Still, for a spoof to be successful, like "Shaun of the Dead" or even "Scream," the filmmakers must show some basic competence. That's the problem here. No competence is shown in any category. We have bad writing. Bad acting. Bad direction. Bad cinematography. Bad costumes. Bad sets. And horrible special effects. Friends of mine were making better films on Super 8 with train sets and plastic dinosaurs when they were in the fifth grade. This is not a professional product. It shouldn't be sitting on the video shelves with real movies.The funny thing is that I saw "The Witch's Sabbath" a couple of months ago and thought it was absolutely horrible. Who could have guessed that that film represented a quantum leap forward in Jeff Leroy's directorial skills. And it did! This movie ranks alongside "Ax 'Em" as perhaps one of the worst movies ever made. The first thing Jeff Leroy should do every morning is pray for the continued health of Michael Mfume because if Mfume died, he would surely be the worst director alive in his stead.And to think they even made a sequel.The distributor has nothing but contempt for the audience.(Kudos to the person who entitled their review "Crappies." I would have done it if you didn't.)

ghoulieguru This is the worst bug movie since BITE ME, and that's saying a lot. I retract everything that I've said about the Asylum being the worst horror production company around. That award has to go to Creep FX, the company behind this movie and the equally horrible Centipede! But you know, at least CENTIPEDE! had some beauty shots of India, and they seem to have actually shot on location. For locations, Creepies has a bunch of little balsa-wood train villages that are supposed to pass for the streets of Los Angeles. So the movie starts out when some kind of military experiment goes awry. Those silly mad military scientists, always making a new strain of spiders as the ultimate weapon when a nuclear bomb seems to work just fine.These military super spiders escape and start multiplying all over Los Angeles. The military sends out helicopters and tanks after them. Spiders of all shapes and sizes, some made out of rubber, some made out of plastic, attack matchbox cars and a remote control tank from Radio Shack. Creepies is almost bad enough to be funny, but it just takes itself too seriously. So, rather than laughing at the movie, you just wind up being mad at yourself for wasting an hour and a half of your life. This movie makes other monster spider movies like EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS look like masterpieces. Even if you like campy horror movies from Troma and Full Moon, you might want to skip this one.