Incannerax What a waste of my time!!!

Jeanskynebu the audience applauded

CommentsXp Best movie ever!

Gutsycurene Fanciful, disturbing, and wildly original, it announces the arrival of a fresh, bold voice in American cinema.

subxerogravity So 1st off and most importantly, Cheerleader Autopsy is a cool title that does not live up to it's name at all.You have a couple of cute cheerleaders in the film and only one of them gets naked, then the cheerleader part of the movie ends swiftly.I was expecting more scenes of hot girls getting cut up, but it was not even that. Sure, some of the Autopsy stuff is fun, even laugh out loud at some points, but not enough to sustain the entire movie.The film uses really cheesy dolls as cadavers and ironic only one of these dolls is shaped like a woman, in a movie celled Cheerleader Autopsy.I'll give them credit for luring me in with a title that's false advertising.A lot of other things suck about this movie, but let's stick with the fact that the movie's title seems to promise hot girls being cut up and it did not or could not deliver.http://cinemagardens.com

badass_drummer I'm a big fan of movies that are so bad they're good. You know... Hatchet, Thankskilling, and the like. This one is one of the best I've seen. The movie doesn't even try to be good. Because of this, it is hilarious and entertaining. Rubber dolls are not lifelike, blood is faker than ketchup, actors are extremely over-the-top, and I can do better camera-work with my iPhone. This may sound like a 1-star review, and to people who want a serious movie, 1 star would actually be too much. To you and the other drunken people that feel like laughing at something stupid, this is definitely worth a watch. Enjoy!!

T-Ripper Variety is the spice of life, and as a film lover, I like some of everything: Hollywood formula movies, pretentious art films, and unusual stuff that grows in the cracks in between. Stuff like CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY.The plot, such as it is, says a lot:Slice of Lowlife: Loser graduates from blow up sex dolls to sleeping corpses after he takes a job with a degenerate mortician. When fresh meat arrives in the form of dead cheerleaders laid out on the slab, battle begins to see who will emerge as king of the necrophiliacs.If this were a drama, it would be horribly misanthropic, but in fact, C.A. is a mixture of romance, horror and crazy comedy. Hilarious moments pockmark the movie like a bad case of acne, and the cast ham it up as if the're in some old Warhol project. The janitor is played so creepily as to make Crispin Glover nervous, and as the white trash ingénue, Misty Kapp shines as bright as a beer can. I don't know about you, but I've seen enough peroxide blond brats, silly-cone tits and collagen lips for a while. Misty Kapp hits the g-spot in the role of The-Girl(in the trailer)-Next-Door. I hope to see her in more (or in less) in the future.When Hollywood makes a slob comedy, the usual plot device is to depict a lovable rogue surrounded by good hearted but misunderstood outcasts. Vince Vaughn, for example, in DODGE BALL. Here, heroic, or "good" characters are notable only for their absence. There are no smart people, no nice people, no positive values, no morals. These characters' only concern is where their next beer or orgasm will come from. This absolute refusal to show anybody who is not a worthless P. of S. is one of the things that gives CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY it's edge. With no familiar signposts of morality, it gives the movie a sense of danger. Face it- even regarding the best of most Hollywood products, you know how the movie will end just by looking at the poster. With a movie like C.A., knowing anything can happen, means you don't know what will happen. It's far from normal, and that's the fun. John Waters used to make movies like this, before he succumbed to the Hollywood dollar(s), but it's few and far between since then. In fact, this is a lot like Water's early stuff and that's a good barometer of whether you'll like it. You can't recommend PINK FLAMINGOS to just anyone, and the same is true of C.A. It's not for the squeamish, the overly sensitive, the politically correct. If you're metroplex mainstream, in the mood for the next Bruckheimer blockbuster, you'll hate it; The art house crowd will despise it. But if you like variety, and need to decompress from the above choices now and then, fire up the bong, and open the six pack, and take the dirt road off the mainstream highway to CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY. .

MattyMunky Cheerleader Autopsy clearly was made on a very low budget. It's an ambitious attempt and clearly a large amount of effort has been employed to produce sets and arrange it's production.The problem is that whilst lengths have been taken to provide the odd bit of nudity and appalling attempt at slap stick wit, the story and script are appalling."Let's get out there and make a film" they might have said. What they should have said is "Let's get out there and make a GOOD film"Given the premise, and the fact that the film has clearly been marketed well enough for me to have seen it, it's a shame no effort was made to produce quality, otherwise they'd have had an audience and maybe made a future for themselves.