Anus Magillicutty
Anus Magillicutty
NR | 15 April 2003 (USA)
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When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus.

Reviews
Matrixston Wow! Such a good movie.
pointyfilippa The movie runs out of plot and jokes well before the end of a two-hour running time, long for a light comedy.
Bluebell Alcock Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies
Bea Swanson This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.
kalsia These existential machinations of charismatic and robust actors both represent a combination of old-time sensations with the graphic twist of the modern cinema. Leaving you at the edge of your seat both the protagonist and side-kick leave you stunned waiting to hear the next set of syllables fall from their lips.Juicy, heart wrenching, and mystical only touch upon a of few of the adjectives you find while flipping through the thesaurus in an attempt to describe this theatrical wonder.Your eyes and heart will never forgive you if you don't stop to smell the flowers.But what did I like most about the film? Specifically, the milieu
Laivaren This film... it's 80% wannabe-porn 15% crap and 5% story. And the story sucks... But, hey! there's tits! Anyways... I've been in productions more serious than this one, that saying A LOT! It's like they didn't even try! seriously! I've seen Manos - The Hands of Faith, and that movie was ten times better than this one! Goddamn it how awful this is! It's like being forced to watch porn in front of your parents, that's how embarrassing this is. I really don't understand how they managed to make one hour of film seem so incredible long! and the actors? What the hell? I know a dead parrot that acts better... the only thing that gives this movie one point is the music, which I kind of liked, specially the "live" music.
Grahamsky Anus Magillicutty takes movie-making to a new low; this motion picture is far and away the worst ever made. Unlike other terrible movies like "Manos: the Hands of Fate" or "You Got Served," "Anus Magillicutty" is not even remotely humorous in its absurdity. Sitting through this film made me feel like my soul was filth unworthy of its existence. The dialogue is so awkward that it makes you cringe, praying for death as an escape. Even the gratuitous T&A (which abounds throughout) couldn't save this film from being complete trash, which is a testament to how abominable it really is. There is absolutely no plot, no character development, and ninety percent of the movie is filler. There is a scene of two naked women sucking on a banana for literally five minutes. Two five year-old children with a camera could make a better film than this POS. I am utterly ashamed that I paid fifteen dollars to have my soul stolen by "Anus Magillicutty."
Seth Nelson Have you ever reached a decision in your life where you don't know what movie to watch for family movie night? Are you worried about time, content, etc. ruining family movie night? Well, these movie blues are over! "Anus Magillicutty" is it!Like a more wicked version of "Manos: The Hands of Fate," this movie has everything a "So Bad It's Good" movie should have...and more! So come on, readers! Make the decision to watch a piece or pure cinematic genius like this - "Anus Magillicutty!" My score: 10 out of 10!"Anus Magillicutty" - the movie to watch! Recommend this to friends and family!