Matialth
Good concept, poorly executed.
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
Erica Derrick
By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.
Candida
It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.